2011-11-09

Planet Earths gone mad

So...Last weekend me and some of the other groganauts decided to take a little road trip to check out what’s the latest going on at Planet Earth. We packed some scruffnigs and floballes for the journey and set off excited about what was to come. When we arrived over Planet Earth we were nothing short of shocked and disgusted! Everyone was walking around wearing these tiny little hats that weren’t even big enough to fit on their heads!

That’s right you heard me, tiny hats. What has happened to this sorrowful world? Why would anyone want to wear a hat that didn’t fit of their own head properly? Me and the gang could literally not get over this fashion statement that all the earthlings appeared to be in love with. The more tiny little hats we saw the more sickened we began to feel. We even stumbled upon what must have been a wedding, and to our amazement the hats were there too! Mini top hats to be exact! Min tops hats can you believe it?!? What happened to wearing a normal top hat, we groganauts had always admired the prestigious and classic top hat that earthlings so adored, but this mini strange bizarre little top hat was just not right. There tailors london must be going out of business!!!

We decided that we had seen enough and it was time to bid our dues to earth and take a one way trip back to reality. So off we sped all the way home where people wear normal sized hats that fit snugly to their normal sized heads. One thing is for sure, we won’t be taking anymore fashion tips from Planet Earth in the near future, we don’t want to lose face with our own kind and one sure fire way to do that is to wear a tiny hat that has to be pinned to your head because it is just so ridiculously small.

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